sloppy bear

a gay man who has a muffin top and is very hairy (Bob's Burger reference)

I have a friend that will like you he's in to sloppy bears (Bob's Burgers)

by mustbedamoney January 26, 2014

Sloppy steak

When you pour water on your steak.

I used to be such a piece of shit, me and my friends would order steaks, and then pour water on them. The sloppy steak was so good!

by Jonny_eh July 10, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

“Gaven gave Brendan a Sloppy Dallas yesterday. It was epic.”

by Ravioli729 October 15, 2020

sloppy snyder

The act of shoving the access skin of your philly cheese steak covered ball sack into your anus

-Yo did you hear what Collin got caught doing last night?
-Nah man what happened?
-His mom walked in on him Sloppy Snydering, she's making him move out

by BroVanMuchBri January 3, 2014

shoppaholic

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

by in the name of love January 25, 2017

Sloppy Sunday

When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.

Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!

by SlopNChop August 6, 2017

Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

by rightlane February 28, 2016