The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.
Sam: "Where are you?"
Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."
Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."
by Crosby, ND, CJ March 17, 2012
Get the The shootsmug. the word you say in front of your parents because they might ground you for all eternity if you swear in front of them, and then you get back to swearing after they've left
Teenager: stubs his toe
Teenager: SHOOT
Parents: Are you ok?
Parents {in their head}: I'm glad he hasn't cursed
Teenager: hehe boi
Teenager: SHOOT
Parents: Are you ok?
Parents {in their head}: I'm glad he hasn't cursed
Teenager: hehe boi
by AUTHENTICATOR June 7, 2019
Get the shootmug. a guamanian slang use in replacement of or after 'goodbye'and all its other synonyms. Also Sometimes used as 'Shoo Shoot'.
by tiggs May 30, 2006
Get the shoot!mug. by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the shootmug. That one word your Dad uses when his football team loses but he doesn't want to curse in front of you.
Favorite Team: *Loses*
Dad: Aw, shiiii-
Mom: *Threatens to take the kids and file a divorce in a single look*
Dad: shoot.
Dad: Aw, shiiii-
Mom: *Threatens to take the kids and file a divorce in a single look*
Dad: shoot.
by Bun_buni April 24, 2020
Get the Shootmug. A word from Chaminade College in Toronto denoting that something is an obvious lie. In other words meaning bullshit. Often followed by a hand forming the shape of a gun.
1. I ahd sex with Jessica Alba last night.
2. Ok thats a shoots buddy!
1. No, I'm serious.
2. SHOOTS!
2. Ok thats a shoots buddy!
1. No, I'm serious.
2. SHOOTS!
by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006
Get the shootsmug. 