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shoot the club up

(n) When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina.
B. (v) Discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing.
My ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month.
by TheNaturalPA November 20, 2015
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One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.
Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.
by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022
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Shoot New Jersey up

A lyric used in a song by rapper "Chief Keefe" that is seen as a lyrical masterpiece of music ans intelligence.
Finna go and shoot New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang, bang)
Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' (I ain't goin', nigga)
We gon' come and blow New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang)
by King37498 April 30, 2023
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hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.
Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
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Taylor's Hookup Rules

RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
Follow any of Taylor's Hookup Rules if you are a girl and you will get laid.
by Best_buy February 13, 2010
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Schrodinger's Hookup

When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
by Exert March 14, 2021
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