When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009
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A strong willed woman.. usually outspoken,loves with all her heart doesn't tolerate snitches ..gat many admirers but loves only one ..hates friend that lies always the source of her happiness ,and above all independent..
Shoniya is a heroine
A strong willed woman.. usually outspoken,loves with all her heart doesn't tolerate snitches ..gat many admirers but loves only one ..hates friend that lies always the source of her happiness ,and above all independent..
Shoniya is a heroine
by Godoverall February 7, 2020
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by Wooden leg April 10, 2016
Get the dutch shandy mug.A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.
Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!
by Martin austin December 30, 2004
Get the Shandy Pants mug.You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?
Person 2: Absolutely not.
Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS
Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?
Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
Person 2: Absolutely not.
Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS
Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?
Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
by zamorak April 25, 2015
Get the Shoneys mug.A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023
Get the Hand-shandy mug.A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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