shmacked

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shackled

Inebriated, intoxicated, drunk.

Sarah took a flask with her to the office holiday party and proceeded to get shackled.

by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

shacked

A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.

Dude, I just got shacked on that wave.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

shmacked

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.

I was so shmacked last night.

by thebx41 September 20, 2012

shackle dragger

a convict

a derogatory term used for an australian (commonly used by South Africans

The Boks beat the Shackle Draggers at rugby union

by Zogman August 12, 2006

Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009