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Shmuckums

Shmuckums is a family (or damily) of oncelands who are Sweet Chaotic Hot Mind-blowing Unique Cute Kind-hearted Uncorrupted and Magnificent. Its a chaotic yet loving family. They're a bunch of people who found happiness in each other, even if they are miles apart. Even if not physically they are together and connected. A family that will be the light of each other in the darkest days, a family that you can go to for comfort and love. A family that will last forever.

Shmuckums isnt just a normal word, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a reason to breathe, it’s the escape from this cruel world, it’s a masterpiece, it’s the first gift you open on christmas, it’s everything you’ve ever wanted.
Shmuckums is a lifestyle.
Hey nevies what does shmuckums mean? What is shmuckums?
Shmuckums is the air we breathe, it’s everything.
For me, Shmuckums is something that I've never expected to be this real but yeah now they feels like my family.
Shmuckums feel more real than any of the people I know irl.
It’s ok Shmuckums care.
I dreamt about shmuckums. Best dream.
Shmuckums are debuting!!
Shmuckums is shmuckums.
Shmuckums is a bunch of weirdo kiddos.
Lets move to Canada together Shmuckums. Lets all meet one day.
The days I had with you all are the best ones I have ever had, Shmuckums.
Thank you Shmuckums, for making me feel loved.
by Just another one of Shmuckums November 16, 2020
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shmuggle

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.
"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*
by neo, man October 5, 2004
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shmuggling

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife
Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son
by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015
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yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation
"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"
by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009
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Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.
After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.
by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011
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shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool
That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.
by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012
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Shmud

The smelliest stinkiest grossest thing around. Unless your into that 😉 . Then it’s a good thing
Bro this place smells like fucking shmud.

She’s so hot I want her to shmud all over mee.
by Papa shmud September 6, 2018
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