Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.

Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."

by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Shruggin

A form of laughter where you're laughing without a sound. The shoulders are shruggin'.

We were shruggin' at the library when someone told us a funny joke. We were shruggin' so bad, we couldn't breathe!

by Pisces10 July 26, 2009

smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

by Dave October 12, 2003

smuggling arby's

When a girls labia is exposed, or has the potential to be exposed via short skirt or shorts.

When that girl bent over, it looked like she was smuggling arby's

by RichW July 14, 2006

shmanglin

the act of chillin, hangin out, or chillaxing. usually done in free time.

Chris: Ayy wat up home skillet??
Christine: Ehh, not much just shmanglin.

by krst33nlala April 20, 2009

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008