Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006

shmiggle

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

by itsnotamaracaitsashmiggle July 21, 2011

shmiggle

mingle

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

Shmiggle

an old man who who uses devices to please himself during his retired, lonely times.

Haha, look at that shmiggle, cant even get none no more.

by non-shmiggle August 15, 2010

shmiggle

When one is tricked, mislead, or robbed.

Hey holmes, that chico stole my money that i gave him so he can buy me some bud.

Hahaha you got shmiggled. ;)

by Dike Jones October 21, 2008

Shmaggle

The act of having sex with your father

I like to shmaggle

by Lil boi toucher June 2, 2017

shmagglehoffen

SHMAGGLEHOFFEN. Best word eva🤡 used when you don’t know what else to say!

Hey, I wanted to ask you a question
Ok...
Do YoU tHiNk JuStIn BiEbEr Is TeRrIbLe becUse I dO
(Secretly likes Justin Bieber) OH SHMAGGLEHOFFEN

by oatlivia October 14, 2017