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Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"
"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."
by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006
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gits and shiggles

If you have teachers who don't care for swearing, it is a more school appropriate version of shits and giggles.
Blake-"Why are you hiding Clark's pop from him, he is going to be pissed!"
Jason-"Just for Gits and Shiggles."
by Weleski December 30, 2007
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Shigglenuts

Oh shigglenuts, I'm pregnant!!
by Shiggtaki April 3, 2017
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fer shiggedy

Slang white-speak, a Caucasian comeback to the Snoop Dog’s ‘fo’ shizzle’ both loosely meaning ‘for sure’ in a way that is downtown and striving at least to be as hip as anything this white ever could be.
Well shit, that’s a 10-4 and fer shiggedy; if I ever heard anything more true, I can’t say what on Earth it’d be!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019
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Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
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shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.
1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.
by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019
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Schmigglet

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?
by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017
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