Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

shmidgit

a super slutty girl who is uglier, shorter, and dumber than you and your friends

Ugh! My chemistry partner is such a shmidgit!

by fshneesta July 3, 2007

shmigety shmah

A word that replaces a lack of something to say (in the same way as "like" or "um"). Some thing to say when bored, happy, sad, frustrated etc.

"That test was mad hard... shmigety shmah." or "It's friday!!! Shmigety Shmah!!!"

by letsboogie March 27, 2008

Shemidget

A female midget

That shemidget mom on Little People on TLC.

by shemidgetinator March 15, 2010

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018