SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

Shmellz

the most beautiful, smart & caring person in the world who would make you ooooohh soooooo happy!

i love that girl shmellz!

by thabestpersoneverr February 12, 2010

Smeltzphobia

The fear of being in the general vicinity of the creepy guy at work.

"Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance."

by Ohhh It's Craigy February 14, 2013

Shmelt

To have sex with a team mascot

Look at her shmelting with Bango

by DatBoi778 June 23, 2019

Shmelt

The cheesy stuff that oozes out the side of grilled cheese.

Wow, this grilled cheese has some really good shmelt

by SHMOO_22 November 28, 2020

Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.

This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.

by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012