shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

shmegma

A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.

When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.

by Bigswell79 September 3, 2003

shmegma

a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina

nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick

by mike v April 24, 2003

shmegma

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

shmegma

The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.

Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.

by Andrew Rubio April 27, 2005

Shmegma

The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.

Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?

Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?

Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.

by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014

shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

by John ZZZ April 15, 2006