shmangus

disgusting object. something clearly gross or reminiscent of puss.

My keyboard has shmangus on it.

by eighmi August 22, 2003

Shmagg

1. The mildew, fuzz, cheese found on the exterior of ones penis. Usually due to lack of cleanliness or wearing the same underwear for a week.
2. Similar to toe jam
3. Jessica's nick name

Porky: "OMG he had the worst shmagg ever!"
Shmagg: "Thats disgusting"

by porcupine July 18, 2008

shmaggle

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

shmang

an undefined amount of grime that appears on clothes, skin etc especially after eating crisps or saucy foods.

Everytime I leave the cinema my hands are always covered in shmang.

by Nick Flanagan January 6, 2008

shmaggin

confused, not knowing what you're talking about. saying stupid things.

yo that teacher be shmaggin us!

by omg34567 April 7, 2009

Shmaggle-baggle

A word that replaces any action.

I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.

by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Schmangganese

A universal word used in place of a common object understood by the other party.

1) I was Schmangganeseing the shit out of this girl last night.
2) Kiss my Schmangganese
3) Hey, pass the Schmangganese

by The Schmang Squad November 13, 2010