Shroomer

Someone with a mushroom or bowl cut. Usually used in an insulting or derogatory way,

That goddamn little five year old shroomer is such a pain in the ass.

by Flippy the Skinhead July 5, 2004

Shroomer

A word typically used to describe fat, slimy, stinky male men.

Guy 1: Dude you smell really bad
Guy 2: Oh yeah I must be a Shroomer

by Hothabibi March 11, 2021

Shroomery

Mushroom growing website known all over the internet for having a particularly low level of discourse and maturity.

"Hey Ben, where do you go to learn about mushrooms and unwind?"
"Not The Shroomery that's for damn sure! That place is *overflowing* with drama."

by IcannotTellAlie January 11, 2009

Shlooberdoober

Slang for penis, dick, erection. Usually used when someone gets a hardy from a fat blonde girl

Did you see? Brad got a huge shlooberdoober from looking at Whitney!

by I don’t have a shlooberdoober September 11, 2020

ShlooperMooper

Hmmmmmm

hmmmmm ur a ShlooperMooper

by kfpwaskfgaksfsa April 20, 2021

Shloome

Someone who makes you happy, they are your safe place, they make you laugh over the silliest things and make everything immediately better. They have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will never fail to give you butterflies.

My shloome
Hey shloome
Have you eaten today shloome
How was your day shloome

by :)hey November 22, 2021

Shlooper

A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife

Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to

by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023