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slonkey

a mix of a sloth and a donkey
person 1 : did you see that animal.

person 2: oh ya that my slonkey.
by slonkey girl August 31, 2021
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Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
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schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.
Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.
by schlongbeast December 1, 2004
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fo' shonkey

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!
by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007
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shronkey

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.
Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!
by bris campo May 28, 2008
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shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)
Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.
by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003
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Shlonked

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was
by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019
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