slonkey

a mix of a sloth and a donkey

person 1 : did you see that animal.

person 2: oh ya that my slonkey.

by slonkey girl August 31, 2021

Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

shronkey

An offensive female. Based on the cartoon shrek, she is as ugly as shrek and as annoying as donkey.

Ewww...that girl is such a shronkey!

by bris campo May 28, 2008

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019