Shlongin

when a male has a huge cock

Bro, my boyfriend has such a huge dick. He’s shlongin.

by hec.will112 April 17, 2022

Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.

Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!

by Phillazy April 13, 2018

Schlongfinity

The schlongfinity is a groundbreaking tool to extend your own schlong size. It allows you to multiply your schlong size to burst out of your pants to impress your friends.

Person 1: Yo dude, when did you get such a big schlong?
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.

by Fred Man August 30, 2020

Shlangin

Where you or another persons male genitalia/reproductive organ its hanging low.

Person 1: Damn, you are shlangin right now
Person 2: Bro stop you're gonna make me blush.

by Mr.Shlangin November 6, 2022

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.

I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.

by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019