Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shloggermelon

An alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage with a fruity taste that is served in a carved out fruit bowl, once the beverage is complete the person who made the punch will chuck the fruit bowl onto the ground destroying it.

Sick party eh? Hey why is that guy smashing that pumpkin on the floor?

....Oh, he made that shloggermelon.

by Dr.Pickledaddy October 17, 2018

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

Shlongexposure

A classier way to describe photographs of male gentalia. See also: Dick Pic.

Did you send her a dick pic? No she's too classy for that. I sent her a shlongexposure instead.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021