shlongmongrel

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

by Gabe_is_a_dick June 10, 2004

shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008

shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

shlongdong

act of getting you pp done

"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
shlongdong

by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018

SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019

shlingdong

sexual interaction without putting "it" in.

"man Brad sure did shlingdong me hard last night."

by TFKnuts September 1, 2015

schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016