boner shrinker

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

by oslodude November 4, 2008

Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.

I've heard that girl is such a shlinger

by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016

Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015

slinkerknot

a person who is unable to speak in the present tense

*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"

by eggz09 September 13, 2011

slinkerknot

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"

by holde September 13, 2011

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009