Shootfish

Used when you want to swear but can't cause you're grandma is there.

"SHOOTFISH!!!"

"What is it honey?"
"You just poked me in the eye with a sewing needle."

by definetheuniverse January 1, 2012

Slagfish

A slagfish is a girl you physically want to slap like Neil slapping that poor likkle fish. She likes sucking all the little willys in the area and likes a good one up the bum every now and then. She also likes a bit of role play if it’s to do with wetness and sharks.

William: I was gonna meet Olivia today but she met her friend
Fabian: Is she the fit one
Harvey: Nah bro she’s the slagfish.

by 180DegreesToeNail May 31, 2020

scatfish

A word used to describe a lying piece of shit who pretends to be someone they are not, online.

I went to meet up with Jenna from tinder, but instead of being a 23 year old blonde, HE was a 40 year old man. What a fucking scatfish.

by SwassyLass69 December 31, 2020

Scatfish

When you get catfished on Tinder by a dude who is into scat. Someone who likes to eat ass with the poop still in it.

I got scatfished on Tinder, I thought he really liked me, but it was just the shit he was after.

by Kittayyyyy February 5, 2021

statfish

A girl that has an attractive butt or chest but nothing else about them is attractive

That girl Abby with the fat ass is such a statfish. She has such a nice butt but an awful face and personality

by Lord Farquads February 13, 2024

Scatfish

When you think you are about poop, but nothing comes out.

"I thought I had to poop but I was scatfished"

by BigBeige December 12, 2023