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Shootfish

Used when you want to swear but can't cause you're grandma is there.

"SHOOTFISH!!!"

"What is it honey?"
"You just poked me in the eye with a sewing needle."

Random ass second cousin that you've never met yet he/she randomly "pokes" you on facebook from time to time.

"Who the hell just poked you?"
"Damn, it's my stupid cunis again. He claims to be my parent's cousin."