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Cunis

Random ass second cousin that you've never met yet he/she randomly "pokes" you on facebook from time to time.

"Who the hell just poked you?"
"Damn, it's my stupid cunis again. He claims to be my parent's cousin."

Used when you want to swear but can't cause you're grandma is there.

"SHOOTFISH!!!"

"What is it honey?"
"You just poked me in the eye with a sewing needle."