shlampa

Shlampa is a German word for whore. Another German word is mushy which means vigina. They go perfect together mushy Shlampa

I hate that Kaycera girl! She is a total Mushy Shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016

shlarpin

A fuckin nigger faggot with a huge ass dick

My shlarpin friend got major poon.

by Sjdhdjd February 2, 2017

shlampin

shlumped + lampin, so a tired yet comfortable position

weston's not gonna come skate, he's shlampin in his hammock

by justaboywhoshlamps December 1, 2019

shlormpl

Adjective
Means you bottom frag in 3rd/1st person shooters. You will backseat game and usually talk shit in chat. Calling someone this is an insult in Peruvian gaming culture.

You are a shlormpl

*dies from sad*

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021

sharmping

Sharmping (verb) is when after you have consumed a bag of any spicy chip with chili powder on. Instead of throwing away the bag you consume the dust inside the bag after you have eaten the chips.

“Hey dude do you have any hot chips left” “sorry only the dust is left” “oh you haven’t tried sharmping?”

by TheRatMan69 May 19, 2021

Shlarpality

An extinct type 2.74 civilization that met it's end in the Sombrero Galaxy about 2.7 million years ago. These species would have looked similiar to the Schplarbo (from Will McDaniel's video about trying candy from other dimensions). Their ruins could still be found. Decaying Space-Ports and Dyson Spheres along as very exploded and mined out planets.

"Some Scientists say that Shlarpality would have been friends with Vermicious Knids if they weren't evil bitches"
"Shlarpality is native to the planet, Otulp, a frozen hell-hole with acid-rain"
"Shlarpality would have spoken telepathically and been a territorial species that would have likely killed humanity if they were alive while our lifetimes."

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

shlamping

when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.

the seven eleven employee threw up when joe was shlamping.
joe shlamped 3 times in the past week.

by shlamper300 November 1, 2021