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Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.
Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.
Shlinky by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
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Shanky Hoe

A trashy girl that fucks any thing with two legs (or four). Usually has a large Tattoo on her back and various other places.
Also Shanky Hoes have a trade mark crusty cunt with lots of dried smegma clinging to the scabs.
Some Shanky Hoes even have Crusty Nipple complete with left over jizm and smegma from the gangbang a month earlier.
Dude your girlfriend is such a Shanky Hoe
Or
Ew look at that Shanky Hoe you can see the crust through her jeans.
Shanky Hoe by Corvus_Corax October 1, 2004

Shanky Panky 

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush
Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."
Shanky Panky by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017
Andrei Kirilenko is so slanky
slanky by Belannie May 4, 2009
'shh' + 'thanks'; 'shut up' + 'thank you for shutting up'; used when one is made fun of by another or similar situations as a response. often used when referring to one's grandmother.
person a: "Dude you're so dumb."
person b: "Yo SHLANKS dude!"

"SHLANKS your grandma!"
shlanks by absolomite January 2, 2009

shanky weed 

Ay yo Becky, wanna smoke with me?
No way Lissa, you got that shanky weed!
shanky weed by Becky Melissa February 23, 2009