When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.
Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.
Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.
Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.
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A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.
I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!
by Clamer August 7, 2017
Get the slammy bar mug.1: a towel absorber to dry off vehicles.
2: the shamwow guy.
3: a sex legacy or a sex god.
4: the best fighter on the earth.
5: awesomeness.
2: the shamwow guy.
3: a sex legacy or a sex god.
4: the best fighter on the earth.
5: awesomeness.
example1: I used my shammy to dry off my vehicle.
example2: the shamwow guy was selling shamwows on tv.
example3: man that guy i slept with last night was really shammy.
example4: did you here about that shamrock guy i heard hes the worlds greatest fighter.
example5:i slept with that guy last night he was really shammy (awesome).
example2: the shamwow guy was selling shamwows on tv.
example3: man that guy i slept with last night was really shammy.
example4: did you here about that shamrock guy i heard hes the worlds greatest fighter.
example5:i slept with that guy last night he was really shammy (awesome).
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Get the Shammy mug.To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006
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