cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

shitting in my mailbox

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

shitsing

Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit

Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"

by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

shitlings

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

by sheetling April 12, 2022

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 9, 2005

Shitting Beauty

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013