Shitebag if ye don't

Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.

Billy: shall I ask this lassie out

Graham: shitebag if ye don't

Billy: alright then

by BillyNaeBaws July 9, 2022

Kansas shitweed.

Kansas shitweed, low quality cannabis.

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".

by mannacler May 17, 2018

shitweasel

An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.

Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!

by shiatweasel November 18, 2003

shitwee

A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.

"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"

by teddy smith March 26, 2008

shitweather

Lousy cold sleet/snow weather that is miserable to deal with in any circumstance but is especially shitty when it is in the forecast for weekends. Shitweather is usually most irritating when it occurs on summer long holiday weekends of Memorial day, 4th of July and Labor day. Shitweather sucks the life out of anyone trudging through the week with the only solace being the possibility of a few brief hours of sunshiney, warm, soul restoring respite from the cold bitter worlds mocking of your misery.

FUCK! The weather channel says clear warm and sunny all week with nothing but shitweather starting Friday through Sunday. Goddamn how I HATE Fucking SHITWEATHER!!!

by The-Hawk May 20, 2011

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

shitweet

1. tweeting while deficating

2. talking shit over twitter

1.

Joe: I had to shitweet Sarah, she caught me during a relieving one.
Tony: Awesome bro, HI FIVE!

2. Game needs to stop shitweeting on random folks. People can take twitter pretty serious.

by rolandoM0t4 July 28, 2011