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Shitcock

Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
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Shittocks

It is like bollocks which means balls. Instead it is sitttocks which meansshits.
I dropped my spoon, Shittocks!
by Sexy Polar Ice November 9, 2011
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shitlock

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.
I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.
by LackofJack April 25, 2015
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shitdicky

when a man and a woman or a man and his partner have had anal sex or anal sexual intercourse the smell that is left on a mans penis from the repeated entering of the anus this smell is the result of the penis digging into the fesis, shit, or do do in the anus
a man has anal sex with his wife, she then attempts to give him oral sex, but stops because she smells a horrible smell on his penis this means your penis smells like shitdicky
by yoyo45 April 25, 2010
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shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
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shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 7, 2005
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Shittocane

Shittocane: A shit storm of epic proportions. A storm of such massive scale that they are usually seen only once every one-hundred years.
The one and only thing worse than being on the receiving end of a shitstorm, is being on the receiving end of a shittocane
by Darsholn January 21, 2010
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