A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey
pan slamming turds.
A
bog grenade often tromboning out of the
anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley
Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic
shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’