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Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.
by Jagsh February 16, 2009
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ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...
he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear
by slapapig September 27, 2003
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Shituation

Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.
by rujuunnum June 9, 2017
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Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!
*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!
by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011
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Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.
He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.
by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013
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shituation

My life is a shituation.
by I stole your girl January 15, 2017
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shituation

-"we got a shituation here"
-"why what happend"
-"someone cloged the toilet"
by nikolam October 3, 2008
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