shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

shitline

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.

Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.

by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021

Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

shitline

basically the linux command line

wow, it's like there are much better ways to access servers than shitline

by windowsuser April 26, 2019

shitlicious

Shitlicious: something that tastes so nasty, it tastes like shit (which I hope no one actually KNOWS what shit tastes like except if you eat something shitlicious)

Mmm...That Jimmy Dean sausage I found floating in the toilet was shitlicious!

by Big-D November 18, 2004

shitsicle buttfuck

frozen shit thrusted up the asshole

Steve: Dude that guy just gave that girl a shitsicle buttfuck

Joe: Damn that must've hurt

by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009

shitelicious

adj. From the slang shite. To be so shitey as to be remarkable or awe inspiring.

Well today was shitelicious - I was hit by a bus on the way into work.

by yv July 8, 2004