shitsnake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean

e.g. "Watch billy totally screw this up, he's such a shitsnake"

"You're a shitsnake, you can't possibly do this"

by lenzomaru December 6, 2011

Shiticality

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".

Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.

by Doc184 June 6, 2013

Shitscapade

A period of great stress in which one has to shit, but seemingly all bathrooms on God's green earth are occupied. This forces you to frantically search all bathrooms in the immediate vicinity until you either finding a bathroom or shitting your pants.

"Damn Daniel, I had to go on a shitscapade today; people were droppin' cold ones in every bathroom in the building! I had to blow up 7/11's toilet"

by Tasty Stew May 27, 2017

Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitsicle

when you put frozen shit on a stick and dip it in fudge then give it to an unexpecting victim.

Dude: Hey baby! Want a fudgesicle?

Girl: Sure.. Mmmm this is good.....What the fuck?? This tastes like shit!!! This is SHIT!!!!! You Bastard

Dude: Yea, don't call me any more. Get the fuck out!!!

by chadsicle January 28, 2005