Aw, you shitness!
by ryanle3 November 11, 2009
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2) reaching a state of no return
2) reaching a state of no return
1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!
by animedude April 24, 2004
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Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.
I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.
by T1988 November 11, 2006
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by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009
Get the Shitmessiah mug.someone who goes out in public in mis-matched, dirty or wrinkled clothes and hair all messed up and does not care how many people are staring at them.
Daaaayum! I can't even believe she came out the house looking like a shitamess and going grocery shopping like that!
by TheBig80sBitch March 5, 2011
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Tim: I heard you got a summer job...
Paul: You mean a shitless job.
Tim: ???
Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
Paul: You mean a shitless job.
Tim: ???
Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
by GTFOMW July 21, 2011
Get the Shitless Job mug.When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.
Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”
by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020
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