shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

shisaster

when something is beyond a disaster. The absolute worst possible thing happening.

My best friend found out I slept with her fiance the night before her wedding. It was a shisaster!

by adjowah January 4, 2006

Shitbuster

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.

*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.

by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008

Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking

gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits

by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

by casdebom April 30, 2010