Shitload

1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.

2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"

"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."

"You done for the day Kev?"

"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

by Anna's February 7, 2010

shitload

not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.

man: so how many men have you slept with?

woman: a shitload

man: slut...

by Dr. Ostrom May 3, 2007

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

Shitload

noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons

I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer

by Mercury The White April 22, 2006

shitload

Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes:
donkey load -> assload -> buttload -> shitload

It's quite simple.

I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.

by puresex September 28, 2005

shitload

A load of mascerated shit held in a tank of a vessel. The load varies depending upon the size of the vessel. A recreational vessel will have a smaller shitload (20 G) than a commercial vessel (1000 G).

There's a shitload of stinking crap floating on the water.

by Sapon January 13, 2005

shitload

A large amount, so large in fact that it is riculous... like a load of shit would be riduculous (that is why the word is shitload and not something ordinary like people-load).

Naman: How much homework do you have?
Virginia: A shitload!

by chettyB October 18, 2009