Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

shitnitzle

your personal shit shiznit shitzle shit

Yo homey don't you fuck with my shitnitzle, or I will stab yo arse mofo.

by Nookie McDoogle October 4, 2007

Shittitties

An exclamation of disgust or anger at a sporting event or sporting event on TV when a curse word does not express these feelings.

*opposing team scores a Touchdown or goal*
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Wheres the Defense??"

or
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Can we not make a goal today??"

by Thedamndawg January 4, 2012

shiznittlebansamson

the best thing possible;of the highest quality

that weed was the shiznittlebansamson!!!

by andres lucio May 20, 2003

shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 7, 2008

shiznittlebit

the kind - derived from the shit or the shiznit

I smoke some palo last night and it was the shiznittlebit

by Phizil August 28, 2003

shiznittle bam slam

When one cannot seem to simple say "shit". That person is overly excited by the given situation, and has to exclaim how great the thing he/she is talking about.

NORMAL: Hmm, this apple pie really is the shit.
OVERLY EXCITED: Holy fucking cowballs! This apple pie is the shiznittle bam slam!

by Anonymous September 15, 2003