shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shithouse crazy

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

by studstud October 22, 2011

crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.

That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

by teh pope December 9, 2004

russian shithouse

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.

This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.

by Boris Badonov June 1, 2011

shitgoose

A very mystical creature. Anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to shit. If you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to shit your pants.

Shitgoose is on the loose!!! Where is the nearest bathroom??

me: Sorry guys I'm going to be late.
friend: why?
me: Shitgoose stopped over.

by tnt419 December 28, 2005

shithooked

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

Shithorse

Exclamation of dismay.

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!

by Smocko November 5, 2004