Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.

"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".

by Brendan J. February 7, 2006

Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 12, 2021

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

shiratorizawaphobic

my mutual
he is funny and good at art

have you heard of shiratorizawaphobic?
no,why?

follow bun now.

by georgenotfag February 23, 2021

Gene Steratore

When you finger a girl with an index card.

Billy: "did you hear that Sam gave Linda a Gene Steratore?"

Tom: Holy shit! What's wrong with him...?

by CircleTheWagons May 3, 2018