shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009

shitbonersack

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack

person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack

by jakes_balls April 23, 2019

shitboner

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

by I explain things July 14, 2020

Shitdigger

Someone who is only happy when they have found something bad.

Person A: Oh dude! I just found a winning lottery ticket!

Person B: It's probably for barely any money.

Person A: Don't be such a shitdigger.

by IndieRain June 28, 2024