ShitBiscuit

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.

Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit

by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019

Shitgibbon

An utterly infernal, rotten individual, especially one who tries their damndest to fuck their dog and tack their highly offensive views on everything.

Linda: Horror of horrors... Ted Nugent is trending on twitter?
Steve: Yeah, he called the Parkland students poor, pathetic liars with no soul.
Linda: What a fucking shitgibbon!

by TedNugentKYS March 31, 2018

shitbird

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

Shibibiles

That feeling you have when the weather is extremely beautiful but you just can't go for a road trip or vacation.

We knew Mark had the shibibiles once we realised how restless he was sitting at home during lockdown.

by E_n_d June 5, 2021

Shitgibbon

An orange ass. An orange monkey who throws feces at all others.

Our current President is a shitgibbon.

by KarmaDoodle September 29, 2020

Shitbill

A bill placed to be found on the ground with pooh (Feces) spread over 1/4 of the bill. Later watched closely on closed circuit T.V. for unsuspecting winner. YAY Poohbill.

We dropped the poohbill right under the watchful eye of the security camera.

by Da Juice April 15, 2005