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shitappens 

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.
person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

Shitopedic 

He is shitopedic
Shitopedic by Niki_P6 January 31, 2019

shitaleelelee 

did you hear that jasmine shitaleelelee with her grandmas couch? she’s so crazy...
shitaleelelee by mstitty July 31, 2019

Shitslop 

When you shit so hard the water in the toilet splashes up on you ass
Man I shit so hard I got shitslop on me
Shitslop by Staminiaman of oregon November 27, 2019

shilopellos 

shilos + pellos-i > m: shilopellos (f: shilopelli) // literal translation: dogcrazy (when used: crazy dog) // Word derived from the Cypriot dialect. An expression of comradery used between people of all genders, who stand up against the enemies of the state, the P@fites (the inhabitants of P@fos, a town, destroyed after a superior Cypriot tribe, the Lemeshianoi, raided its premises).
Me waking up and remembering, that I am a Lemeshianos, therefore a shilopellos: -Nai re shilopelle nai.

Mashed Shitatoes 

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.
Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!
Mashed Shitatoes by Jersey King September 30, 2020