1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.
Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.
Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."
by Ixit October 23, 2008
Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.
by LP November 29, 2004
An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.
"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 09, 2011
by boshk March 09, 2005
"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."
by Patternalistic September 28, 2007
by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010