Shitting The Bed

Fucking up

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.

by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002

Shit the bed

When something goes horribly wrong, or mechanically or electronically dies.

"I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.

by Ms. Awful May 20, 2015

Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 03, 2017

Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 06, 2011

Shit the bed

This person got to work unusually early.
Australian slang.

Worker still at work meets guy coming to work before he leaves.
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?

by perrynlorelle April 14, 2015

Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

Shit the Bed

Make a HUGE mistake that can cost you a game or anything of value.

Pete "The Cheat" Carroll really "Shit the Bed" on that last call. It was so bad it cost him the Super Bowl.

by Don Zee February 03, 2015