Skeet shit

When shit is projected out of your ass in the same manner as skeet.

When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008

Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol January 19, 2009

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

shitsweep

A derogatory term used to infer someone is acting like a complete fucking douchebag.

Shut up Shitsweep!
What are you up to now, you shitsweep.

by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

Shitskeet

An over bearing jackass

My boss is such a shitskeet! He does BOob in the ass!

by that_girl_mykim October 20, 2009

shitsweats

a sweat, usually located around the buttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful shit

after trying for hours, he was starting to get a shitsweat

by i own your ass November 24, 2003

Shitsweat

Shitsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. This typically occurs when you've taken a fat shit and failed to wipe up effectively.

The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.

That my friends - is shitsweat.

It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!

Dvir forgot to wipe his asshole! Now he's working out at the gym and he smells like fucken shitsweat! Damn coondog - ffs!

by BChatz September 14, 2012