shit fucked

where your shit gets all messed up

Person one: why are you putting your shit in a bag

Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

shit-fuck

Fucking an ass deeply enough to encounter the shit coming down inside. The person being fucked can push the shit down onto the cock and out so the person doing the fucking is literally fucking the shit, or one can say they are fucking the shit out of the other person as they pull it out on their cock.

Can be a noun or a verb.

"She took a shit while I was fucking her ass and it turned into a really hot shit-fuck." (noun)

"I want to shit-fuck her bad so she is building up a big turd for me to fuck." (verb)

"Did you see the shit-fuck those two had? I want to go next and really shit-fuck the brains out of him." (noun and verb)

by MasterF4U December 28, 2010

shit fuck

1) anal sex
2) to sodomise

from a 1978 concert, Frank Zappa's bandmembers chanting "shit-fuck! shit-fuck! for you!" before pretending to gang-rape another bandmember

by Noxema-Tapioca July 31, 2004

shit-fuck

when you shit and it causes the water to shoot back up your ass

i took a huge shit and the water shit-fucked me

by Anthony Red March 31, 2009

shit fuck fuck shit fuck

The act of completely losing your shit and being at a complete loss for words. It can be used in situations such as breakups, weddings, hitting said children with a said car, messing up a fire rap verse, hoverboarding over rock or ex-girlfriend (your choice), spending all your money on claw machines, or just being bored.

girlfriend: I think it is time for us to break up
You: shit fuck fuck shit fuck okay

*two hours later*
You: shit fuck fuck shit i just ran over her with my hoverboard

by daleb July 1, 2019

shit fuck

To fuck someone with a dried or frozen shit

That cunt pissed me off, so I took a dump in the ice cube tray and then shit fucked her.

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006

Shit Fuck

a fucked over situation, written in books as a shitfuck moment in history. also being a completely retarded and stupid person.

Hey seth mcfarland, how would you describe the clevend shows process as a whole?
well its a total shit fuck.

hey man
dont talk to me your a shit fuck!

by fuck you like an animal October 7, 2011