shirley manson

Hottest woman in the world. Best singing voice, too. Singer in bands such as Garbage and Angelfish.

Damn, I'd really like to fuck Shirley Manson.

by Suvy March 27, 2004

Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.

When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012

Burly Shirley

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster

Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!

by Joe from Carajoland June 17, 2012

Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.

Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."

by hannessensens July 22, 2009

Sharkeysha

A breed of dark skin woman,adapted from the water to the land around 2012 and is know roaming the streets luring in innocent victims to brutally punch and kick them with great force. Closely related to dolphinkeysha and aquakeysha.

Man:I'm going to my friends house I hope I don't get sharkeysha'ed
Other man:Call me if you need help

by Oliverawesome December 1, 2013

Shirker

A 'Shirker' is someone who doesn't do much work or none at all. To avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility).

That boy does little work, he is a Shirker.

by StixMania February 24, 2009