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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.
by Kamalyko December 31, 2005
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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.
"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"
by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005
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Shineyism

n.

Shineyism - Noun used to describe a form of ownage/pwnage added to a random word which, despite the best efforts of the composer, sounds like a complete sack of shit.
Man 1 -"Dude, I just got gayowned"
Man 2- "FFS you total retard, that's such a Shineyism"

Teabagowned
Deep heatown3d
Bummingowned
by Hotdogsausageroll September 9, 2008
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the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.
by Naynau February 21, 2018
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shiney dick

A person who only works when the boss is looking.
Yo you the way Gino picked up that shove as soon as the owner pulled up, looks like we found another (Shiney dick)
by NWRocket August 2, 2017
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shiney cat

Damn I bet she has a shiney cat.
by Kinghenry7 October 8, 2023
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