shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

ShitChat

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit

"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"

by ttsmith04 August 5, 2008

shitchat

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!

Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?

by bread infection December 31, 2005

shitch

A shitty bitch. An exceptionally shitty bitch.

Man, that girl sure is a shitch.

by Cody November 13, 2004

Shitchute

As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.

I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.

by Tony Law March 1, 2008

Shitch

Fucking up with one girl then getting with her friend.

Oh shit.. she is upset, i guess i'll just do the ol' shitch for her hot friend

by TheJersh September 19, 2009

Shitcheya

Summing up the term 'Shit Yeah' to have a smoother sound. It is used most commonly as an interjection, much like 'Holla!'

-'Dude, you'ze crazeh!'

-'Shitcheya!'

by RockCandy15 October 17, 2006