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top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords
My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!
by htownbound November 7, 2013
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Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.
I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.
by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018
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top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
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Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"
"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"
by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014
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Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them
Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill
by FestivalNurse June 12, 2017
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Rapid Shelling

when a man has sex with a woman and releases his fluid. then takes it out and another man puts his shell (penis) into her and unloads in his fluid. this is supposed to happen many times.
i had a rapid shelling and it was alsome
by Mrr. Friend October 8, 2010
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Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.
Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.
by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018
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