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Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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turtle shells

Psilocybe tyrannus, or commonly referred to as turtle shells, is a fairly new discovered psychadelic drug that dramatically increases a person's uptake of dopamine when consumed. Not only that, but it also contains high amounts of dopamine. The drug is actually a rare fungus that has nothing to do with a turtle. The fungus comes from several island countries such as Madagascar and the phillipines, and needs to be grown in intense sunglight. Even after it is full grown, the dealer must heat the fungus at high temperatures to make it produce pyschadelic effects. The result of this makes it almost leathery, and people say it looks like a turtle shell hence the name. Other street names include the tyrant, sithlord, dooku, and darth turtle. The trips of this drug have been compared to that of acid and ectasy but even stronger. Although there is no physical addiction to this drug, long term effects can be devastating to one's brain cell count and create a future of mental illness.
Yo TJ wanna pick up an ounce of turtle shells and play with my easy bake oven?
by theinformer69 August 12, 2006
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Taco Shells

A term from QueueMaster's Discord server, Pepega Institutes, meaning the act of deafening someone or the state of being deafened within a voice channel.
Great, looks like Omar has taco shells on his head again. That boy is always defeaned.
Yo, I gotta tell you a secret. Can we taco shell everyone else in the call?
by QueueMaster May 25, 2023
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turtle shells

a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS.
Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.
by shibton3982 August 12, 2006
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1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.
While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."
by chrismeena November 24, 2005
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turtle shells

There is nothing to describe about this drug, because many people do not survive the trip, but for the ones who do, they say it is the craziest shit theyve ever done. Don't even try to find the drug because it is only found on 3 beaches in madagascar where leatherback turtles lay their eggs exposed to sunlight, which is what makes the drug so powerful.
Yo mang, i did turtle shells last night, and HOLY SHIT, i cant believe i survived the trip
by Gregamunji August 9, 2006
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Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells
by Tot February 8, 2008
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