Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

speedyrogamer

famous Romanian streamer who likes to milk money from his viewers. He also likes big cocks

P1 : Did you watch speedyrogamer today?
P2 : Yea, he got a 200 donation and ignored it because he was watching Gachi

by kewta October 1, 2019

cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

holy shit cunty speedy men

by shittymale June 2, 2018

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.

1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

by MR BALDY March 4, 2008

speedycat

the old saying: speedycat sure is speeeedy!

he was found in the chat room known as Speedychat. someone made and type-o and a guy got the song: speedy cat by Y&Co.
then he put the song on a flash. along with it has speedycat fyling in the air to the music. when you click on the moon he goes way way fast, along with the msic speeding up as well.

then that's when one of the 4chan cats came alive: speedycat! (speedycat sure is speedy)

speedycat, a cat that is fast, yellow, and can fly

by mad_muffinz November 26, 2006

sheed

Nickname for Detroit Pistons player, Rasheed Wallace.
Also yelled as SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED when he goes for a shot, and/or just gets the ball.

*Rasheed Wallace gets ball, goes for three pointer*
Pistons Fans: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
*Cush*
Pistons Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007